Here’s how I’m naming my kids.
The first one will be Puberty (“Pubert” for short) and will be raised to be nebbish and weak. All the bullies at school will be hitting Puberty.
The second one will be Disaster, and in contrast to Pubert, will be a good-looking social butterfly. All the kids at school will be flirting with Disaster.
The third one will be called Mistake because I don’t want more than two kids.